4.5 on the Kinsey scale.
Studying to be a veterinary technician.
Atheist, but I respect religion.
Very 4/20 friendly.
Animal lover. (obviously)
Rizzles, SwanQueen, Calzona, and too many ships to count.
Peace & love
Mom: Why didn’t you go to school today..
judge: sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday
me: well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush
my lawyer: same
Back when I was in charge of hiring for GameStop, a guy came in, handed me his application, and ‘accidentally’ let a sonic screwdriver fall out of his sleeve. “Now that you know I’m a time lord, I guess you’ll haaaaave to interview me,” he laughed alone, and that’s why I refuse to watch Doctor Who.
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
I think your sister is secretly a Disney princess