19.
4.5 on the Kinsey scale.
Pet photographer.
Studying to be a veterinary technician.
Pokemon master.
Atheist, but I respect religion.
Very 4/20 friendly.
Animal lover. (obviously)
NOH8
Rizzles, SwanQueen, Calzona, and too many ships to count.
Peace & love

 

lizziesamuels:

wonderwallmsn:

We finally figured out what makes Kristen Stewart smile: hot wings! The “Twilight” star posed for this amazing photo after dining at a Hooters restaurant in Texas recently. Get the details at Wonderwall.com.

yeah, hot wings, sure

lizziesamuels:

wonderwallmsn:

We finally figured out what makes Kristen Stewart smile: hot wings! The “Twilight” star posed for this amazing photo after dining at a Hooters restaurant in Texas recently. Get the details at Wonderwall.com.

yeah, hot wings, sure

in court

judge: sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday

me: well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush

my lawyer: same

me: same

judge: same

police: same

obama: same

alxsie:

3dsmallperson:

this little baby is smiling a lot! he did a great job and found around 250,000 tabs of ecstasy!!

that dog is gonna be off his face

alxsie:

3dsmallperson:

this little baby is smiling a lot! he did a great job and found around 250,000 tabs of ecstasy!!

that dog is gonna be off his face

(Source: 3dsmall)

unamusedsloth:

Comic strip artists from the 40’s draw their characters while blindfolded

(Source: unamusedsloth)

ninjasexfarty:

Back when I was in charge of hiring for GameStop, a guy came in, handed me his application, and ‘accidentally’ let a sonic screwdriver fall out of his sleeve. “Now that you know I’m a time lord, I guess you’ll haaaaave to interview me,” he laughed alone, and that’s why I refuse to watch Doctor Who.

halokit1231:

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

image

They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

image

update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

I think your sister is secretly a Disney princess


thesassylorax:

mrcaptaincook:

kinesin (a motor protein) pulling a some kind of vesicle along some kind of cytoskeletal filament
via John Liebler at Art of the Cell

Well you can tell by the way that I use my walk I’m a protein man no time to talk

thesassylorax:

mrcaptaincook:

kinesin (a motor protein) pulling a some kind of vesicle along some kind of cytoskeletal filament

via John Liebler at Art of the Cell

Well you can tell by the way that I use my walk I’m a protein man no time to talk