19.
4.5 on the Kinsey scale.
Pet photographer.
Studying to be a veterinary technician.
Pokemon master.
Atheist, but I respect religion.
Very 4/20 friendly.
Animal lover. (obviously)
NOH8
Rizzles, SwanQueen, Calzona, and too many ships to count.
Peace & love

 

surprisebitch:

*calls 911*

911: hello, 911, what is your emergency?

me: help!! i lost my virginity!!

911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think..

me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity !

911: ohhh! xD

me: xD

(Source: surprisebitch)